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Asperger’s in Adults: You think you know the faces of Asperger’s Autism
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for them
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have to talk to you about i don’t want to know that he crafts
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okay
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how will all tata walker exploited horizontal
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alligator hidden
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i have to have a are
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keyword to thirteen percent in my class
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you did not even come close to passing
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optional travel
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no
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he found out and all of your past there and that’s where they want
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lasts
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adenauer natural final
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you probably should have thought about the different decided to skip class for
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all between meetings
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i have to go after all
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her grandfather london
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according to your transcript you are still forty five credits from senior
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status
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no
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elegant
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battleground that again
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she did’nt
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according to your emails your grandmother died seven different times
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this semester
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have taken from the grand rapids
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we had done gave final
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my colleague said your grandmother also died five times last semester
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so
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excuse me for being skeptical but no
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i don’t think your grandmother has died twelve times this year
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for laptop comparable
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athlete alternative rock
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your file says you live in the dorms were catcher not allowed
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up checkup
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contractor will cut their sparks
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how negative hidden
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no you didn’t
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long how old
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he found out that there are any parasites
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a minute ago you were concerned about graduating on saturday and now you are
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worried about losing a scholarship to come back next semester
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like that
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out and parachute marathon all
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based on what i’ve seen you should have never gotten an honors scholarship
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your term paper looked like it was written by a drunk four-year-old
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you wrote that the great plains were located in the great airport and then
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spent the rest of the paper writing about how your uncle flies a seven forty
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seven
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if the
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gave you an honors scholarship why should quit this dump and join the
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circus
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travel well-handled
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how negative in it
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i don’t care if you tried really hard
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your performance was horrible
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you may have done better and other classes
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but after this class i’m not sure you know how to tie your shoes
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you could have taken a dump on a sheet of paper and getting a better grade
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if you did try really hard
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you should be embarrassed by the crap that you turned in
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up check on it
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alligators didn’t
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no
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he found out that in all marilyn character building stuff
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we don’t even have a rowing crew at this university
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optional travel
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why do you deserve extra credit
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awful our opponents were plural
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they won’t
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well where
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alligator hidden
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work they may finally quit paying for everything you’re lazy
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entitled s demands that they won’t kill you over a bad grade
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orthogonal
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how tough it out of this error
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i thought you were on an honors scholarship and were about to graduate
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now and that grade we’ll get you kicked out
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what kind of an if you do you think i am
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if you’re going to flunk out of school you must have got in more than one bad
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grade
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they dont abstract travel
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let me get this straight because you decided to waste the entire semester
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getting trashed
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partying and being irresponsible
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you want me to give you an assignment off the top of my head so that you can
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save this semester in an hour or so their first effort
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the closer places for any
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confidante obstacles man at all
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no he will not be getting extra credit
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i don’t care how much you paid for the class you don’t deserve an a for a
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paying your bill
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who fun people talking all
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while she cut
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but are you
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no
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but it is really disgusting to offer
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i know that your gmail address is dries bench sixty-nine detail well dot com but
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i didn’t actually figure that you were that cheap
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outdoor foetal
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total laptops
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and work
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change reality so that your answers could be considered correct
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and the first exam u_n_ surge that the capital of new hampshire was the city of
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trimmed our measure
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i’m not even sure if what that means
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and then on exam two
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not only did you get no answers right hander and zero point your wrote a short
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essay in the margin about how are you
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or a professor was a disgusting waste of space
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pullbacks
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and the third exam
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you didn’t even bother to answer any questions
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you just drew pictures of butterflies and hearts and stars and other crap and
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then to top it all off
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you answered yes it was a really graphic depiction of me as the devil
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taking a giant load in the face from charlie manson
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arafat local
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you are wrong
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and i was even suspicious that part of your term paper was please your rice
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because in the massive garbage there were three sentences that actually makes
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sense
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and i kind of think you’re incapable of doing even better
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that arrow button over for out of their own
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you should look it up again
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microfluidic apart from that perspective
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i don’t even have to look at it
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because it won’t make a difference
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alfa laval
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fine
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don’t give you back those points
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because it won’t make a bit of difference to get three points back
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because you end of the class with a thirteen percent
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now you have a fourteen and a half percent
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will there be anything else
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long added on to all the pop-up armageddon carlotta faster
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if he got a little all i’m going to keep young adults taken totally investable
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no university will look at your transcript and accept you as a transfer
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student
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unless the school’s specializes teaching still
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means how to paint lines on the highway on how to cut meat
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optional travel
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alligators didn’t
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catalogs attacks sympathizing
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fine
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here is her relay leg rests
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golf
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i was sharing
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sharing agreement eligible
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no she won’t
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you will still fail this class
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how long life at hotmail are affects different sits on top of scott’s ore
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arab moral problems
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the only place he will be going is mcdonald’s
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to work
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please go away
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please
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give your spot in the school to someone will actually make use of it instead of
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winding their way to better grades
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let someone take advantage of this opportunity because all you’ve done is
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wasted and evaluated for anyone who cares
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false
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pedigree holtzman
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you live in a fantasy world
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i give up
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how long until my sabbatical